Girl, are you the titanic submarine - Funny Missing Sub T-Shirt

Introducing a hilarious t-shirt that will make everyone crack up! With the witty phrase "Girl, are you the Titanic submarine? Because if I went down on you, I'd never come back up," this shirt is sure to bring smiles. It playfully references the missing Titanic submarine, a submersible vehicle named "Titan," which has fascinated the world from the bottom of the ocean. Perfect for those with a penchant for humor and a love for intriguing stories like this missing submarine, this t-shirt will have people laughing and sparking conversations about the titanic sub missing. Wear it and embrace the fun side of pop culture while leaving everyone in stitches.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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